Every, EVERY, beach house should have the Beach House Rules Beach Sign hanging in it. Not that beach veterans really need the reminder to Relax, Refresh and Recharge, but good for the newbies to get indoctrinated. When at the beach, chillaxing is the order for the time spent there.
Made from .040 aluminum, the sign is blue / gray and white, measures 10" W x 14" H and has two pre-drilled holes to hang it from.